What’s a piece of furniture without a decorative throw pillow that is only for looks with no functionality? It’s a plain and boring chair! I don’t know why I decided my new gray chair in the guest room NEEDED a throw pillow, but here we are. Throw pillows look pretty, and they all come with this unwritten sign of “you can look but you CAN’T touch.” It reminds me of that scene in Along Came Polly where Ben Stiller has a MILLION throw pillows on his bed and carefully removes them every…